It's very fashionable to have one of these. And a legal requirement too. So we thought we'd better prepare one for you.
Lots of people are getting over-excited by myths around this. Like the myth about bananas being straight. Although, apparently it is true that we prefer them a particularly shade of yellow.
Anyway, where were we...
We have to share with you how we comply with the GDPR (General Data Protection Regulation), the DPA (Data Protection Act) and the PECR (Privacy and Electronic Communications Regulations).
By the way. Did you know that most people open their bananas from the "wrong" end? If you open it from the end that wasn't attached to the tree then you get less of that stringy stuff that gets stuck to your teeth. We didn't know that until we were adults, and perhaps you didn't know it either. If so, you're welcome.
The goal here is to write something that is “concise, transparent, intelligible and easily accessible”, that doesn't send you or us bananas. So we've banana split it into sections for you. We recommend reading it with ice cream and your favourite selection of toppings.